Knowing the kdb community, someone will post a benchmark full of nonsensical values in a plain text file available on an ftp site that shows kdb winning by 100000000 of some unknown unit...
In my experience the kdb community does exactly the opposite, showing a real world use case (high frequency trading for example) using real world data and shows that their platform is significantly faster than the competitors. Is it worth the price? Not so sure, but it certain use cases it certainly is.
Yeah kdb is built so that the entire core of the db fits in L1 CPU cache. It really is an impressive feat of engineering and optimization.
I did hate it when we used it however. It required more or less a team of people doing querying on it fulltime. Have you seen the queries in Q? It looks like someone set the baud speed wrong on a serial connection:
From wikipedia's page on Q (the query language of kdb):
The factorial function can be implemented directly in Q as
{prd 1+til x}
or recursively as
{$[x=0;1;x*.z.s[x-1]]}