Actually it's Akkadian, here is some better reading than wikipedia.

As for your comment about conspiracists, I have a feeling thou dost protest too much, if you catch my drift.

http://www.michaelsheiser.com/nibirupage.htm

Ya, I believe in the cataclysm theory and need to hid that on HN, or I'm not

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_cataclysm

"Although the name "Nibiru" is derived from the works of the ancient astronaut writer Zecharia Sitchin and his interpretations of Babylonian and Sumerian mythology, he denied any connection between his work and various claims of a coming apocalypse."