Classic parenting strategy here. Connect & Redirect. Well played.

But one day they will remember the event and think "Dad, You sly dog..."

And then they'll respect you all the more.

But daddy, why do you want to eat such a good composer?

I'm ashamed to admit I lost my composure reading this. lmfao

Oh, De bussy! I love de bussy! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UKO-ebWS4Ko (Family Guy - Peter finishes on the Bach not on the Debussy)