I know you're joking, but looking at some Geekbench scores there doesn't seem to be a single Android phone on the market that can outperform the iPhone SE in single-core performance. The OnePlus 8 is the closest, but still not really that close.
iPhone SE: 1321
OnePlus 8: 898
On multi-core it's a little better since there seem to be seven Android phones that can outperform the iPhone SE:
iPhone SE: 2737
OnePlus 8: 3281
OnePlus 8 Pro: 3216
Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra 5G: 3107
Samsung Galaxy S20+ 5G: 3102
Samsung Galaxy S20 5G: 3078
Huawei Mate 30 Pro 5G: 2918
Huawei Mate 30 Pro: 2835
However, all of those Android phones cost quite a bit more than the SE.
