The trick is to actually not care about whether people buy your stuff! Hard to pull off when you're trying to make money, but easy for me.

While that may be true, you actually seem to have genuine talent for comedy. I'm inclined to pay for IMGZ for that reason alone, even though I may never really use it.

My favorite kind of user <3

I pay for SourceHut, not because i get a lot of value from the service, but as a way of funding Drew DeVault's crazy ranting.

It is quite great, I agree.

But in all seriousness, so you have an actual privacy policy and such? I like the pricing and do have images I need to host!

No, unfortunately not. I can give you an informal one, that I will not sell/give away/etc your data, won't track you, etc. I also only use CloudFlare, so your data only goes through them.