The processor would be no different to program than what we know, they haven't invented a new computational paradigm, it's still turing machines.
Just to illustrate your point about the intricacies of simulating synapses realistically, and to show how far this is from actual biological systems, here is a model of a single NMDA receptor: [1], It requires 26 floating point numbers just for the state-change rates and 20 floating point state variables. And that's just to simulate a single receptor!
Just to illustrate your point about the intricacies of simulating synapses realistically, and to show how far this is from actual biological systems, here is a model of a single NMDA receptor: [1], It requires 26 floating point numbers just for the state-change rates and 20 floating point state variables. And that's just to simulate a single receptor!
[1] http://senselab.med.yale.edu/ModelDb/showmodel.asp?model=502...