If you break it on purpose, that's a crime. And if you write that that publicly, you can no longer reasonably claim it was an accident.

I'm not breaking them on purpose. I'm just a klutz that doesn't know his own strength.

> I make a point to open the doors as hard as I can to get them jammed open or bend the hinges a bit.

You literally said you open them hard to break them.

What proof is there that whoever wrote the comment actually did it? Besides, if they can be broken merely by being opened and closed hard, they aren’t going to stay long anyway.