This stuff is pretty immature, and indicative of it being something Apple didn't build internally. It makes Siri seem gimmicky and highlights the programmed nature of the responses (instead of being more AI-like, as I had hoped).
These answers serve no purpose, except for one's buddies to go "heh heh watch what happens when I tell it I'm drunk"
These answers serve no purpose, except for one's buddies to go "heh heh watch what happens when I tell it I'm drunk"