You can install linux on the one with a fixed hinge and keyboard, but without a touchscreen. It’s the “book” line instead of the “pad” line.

I’m also annoyed that the iPad is locked down, even though it could clearly support everything the macbook does.

Why can’t we have a keyboard shortcut to switch between the iPad and Mac desktops or something?

Everyone knows the Fisher-Price OS is Windows XP (aka Teletubbies OS, on account of Bliss). iPads run Countertop OS (on account of their flat design).