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I actually had this thought one day. Do billionaires waste time brushing their teeth? If yes, why? If no, do they use a solution that they just stick their face in and it brushes for them?

That's what I'd do as a billionaire anyway. I wonder how I'd solve peeing...



The billionaire I know even wipes his own butt.

Shocking, I know.


He should wash it, not wipe it. That is what the bidet is for. Wiping is gross unless you have bare depilated butt crack


Well, I don't follow him into his bathroom. I mostly just know that he doesn't have his assistant do it.


We should all be washing. A cheap bidet is $20, pays for itself almost immediately.


Plebe...

The aristocracy doesn't even defecate.

I've met one adult that believed this.




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