Mature adults don't pretend the world is a bouncy castle.

Regardless, I made no mention of what exactly the scissors did look like (though everyone else didn't waste time projecting) and the rest of the post was praise for the work and my longing for there to be more.

And most of the pople on HN post, retweet and favorite a lot worse on Twitter, but I guess hypocrisy does fit very well with the recommended behavior for mature adults. That's not to say HN should turn into Reddit, but let's not pretend we're all saints.