If by jizzing all over it you mean writing a review that points out that it's got a great form factor and the touch screen works great but it's very slow, has some odd features, and doesn't do much other than surf, then you're right on.
Did you read the article?
And yes, your description of my sneer as having all the hallmarks of a sneer are right on too.
Wired is writing a kneejerk review. I don't trust their criticisms just as I don't trust their compliments. They simply haven't had the JooJoo for long enough.
If you're only posting to be a cunt, there's no reason to be posting at all. You're allowed to sneer on your cozy little weblog for all your friends to read. Here we're pretending to be gentlemen.
Did you read the article?
And yes, your description of my sneer as having all the hallmarks of a sneer are right on too.